Torrance to miss start of season

Star point guard and much loved vice-captain Ben Torrance is set to miss the the first 2 months of the Regulators summer season with a groin injury that has hampered him for the last few months.

While being interviewed today when spotted limping out of the sports clinic in Prahran, Torrance commented 'Fuck Off' and tried to run down the street only to run into a dead-end lane.

Once cornered he was a little more forth-coming.
"Yeh, I have the O.P. The doctor said it came from unprotected sex with a Korean cheerleader but I have my doubts.....I've never even been to Korea !!
The end result is the same, I can have an operation and I will be out for about 6weeks, or I don't have an operation and will be out for 8....I hate needles so it looks like I'm out for 8."

With Matt Owens still recovering from kankles (Really fat ankles) and the departure of Paul Lauchlan from the line-up, the Regs might be be in a bit of shit early in the season with their fast paced and quick scoring mosquito brigade all but decimated.

It will be a taller starting line-up for the Reg's when they begin their summer campaign with new recruit Sam looking the goods and captain Digs walking a few inches taller after a heel implant and a sensational second half of the previous season.

Owens inspires, but Regs lose

Willis back in '73:
'They may be the Nets girls, but they alright by me.'

In scenes reminiscent of Willis Reed at the Garden, Matt Owens brought inspiration and a much needed scoring punch to the grading game on Monday.

Ignoring doctors warnings that his ankle could 'snap right off' Owens started the game and hit some shots to provide extra scoring to a Regulator team that tried hard, but didn't have the legs.

'I haven't played in about six weeks. It's bullshit. Fuck the doctors, fuck the medical department and fuck voiding my contract - I'm gonna play!' Owens said after the game.

The rest of the Regulators seemed a little under cooked, but they were playing a team desperate to earn a spot in the league. They did that, but not without a patented Rugulator run in the second half that trimmed the lead to six.

Overall it was a good hitout for the club which received the bonus of a bye in week one. Matt Owens and Ben Torrence will have an extra week to rest and heal up.

Grading game: A+ for Regs?

Editorial by Digs.

Ah the grading game. We've played many of these before and never lost. It's how we've come from J grade up to F (that's 5 grades higher muthafucka - recognise!).

The grading game, where you can bust out any bootleg or authentic NBA or NCAA top you choose. I'm taking Sam Cassell Milwaukee Bucks #10 along to this dance. Got it in an alley in Bangkok. Don't ask me what I did to get it - trying to repress the memory.

Yes the grading game. Where new teams ply their wares against solid veteran units like us. Their deer in headlights style makes for some fun basketball. Check in later for the post game report.

If she were watching, the effort would be appreciated.

Mixed emotions as Regulators leave everything on the floor in their final game.

The Regulators again played with heart, skill and determination tonight but were outmatched by a superior Loud Noises unit.

The news that Paul Lochland has retired and his inspiring speech to the fans left not a dry eye in the stands.
'When I came here 4 months ago, no one - least of all me - knew how powerful and uplifting my presence would be. There will never be another Larry Bird, and there wil never, ever be another Paul Lochland.' Paul was quoted before being whisked away by security.

Season recap and awards will be posted later in the week - stay clicked on...

Website realises what pics will get attention.

Hope the web traffic picks up.

Vintage dunk footage unearthed!

Below is some old footage of the Regulators throwing down a few...enjoy

Digglers win, but Regulators show class

Leonard cools as Digs lights it up.

Playing the top team last night, the Regulators fought bravely, but were ultimately beaten by the class team of 2007 - Dirk Digglers.

With injuries and other factors, the Regs had only three starters and were always going to be pushing shit uphill.
Digs started the game by pushing a nice turd right up the hill in scoring on some quick drives. Torrence got in on the act and Roobs added some points and rebounds.
The score was close when Matt Leonard rocked up and the game looked to be competitive.

But the Digglers aren't top by way of forfeits every week. With their giant in the middle and some quality forwards, it was difficult to keep them from scoring inside.
The Regs finally went down 35-52 and didn't disappoint the capacity crowd.

The Regs are looking forward to a win next week to wrap up the season.
A season which has had many positive moments lately after some disruptions early on.

Regulators go for four in a row

Torrance still sizzling as Regs heat up.

A stunning late-season turnaround has the Regulators looking for four straight wins in tonights 'Red-eye' battle against Dirk Digglers.

The Digglers are known for their length, girth and hardness but the Regulators are looking for a tough victory.

They don't come any harder than Dirk Digglers, but the Regulators should withstand a heavy pounding early and take what comes at them.
The Digglers are known to flop quickly after coming at you, and tend to shrink down to a lesser team.

If Torrance can continue his hot shooting and the rookies do their part, all looks good for win number four in a row.

Sorry about the puns, but I just couldn't resist - do you blame me?