Regs defeat Norwegian 28-18

Video highlights of the game...

Play the Ben Cousins Game! (now 100% irrelevant)

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Clown Shoes kick Regulators in the ass. 44 - 42

Poor end-game tactics drop Regulators to 3 wins, 5 losses, (byes count as wins).

Clown Shoes - made it easy to choose a main shot this week.

Well it's been a fucking long time huh? Thought this blog might have run its course did you? Thought the Regulators shift up to E grade was too much for this reporter to handle? Nearly, but not quite.

A certain scenario has developed that will see a massive surge in readers for a couple of days and hopefully a few of those will cling on and ride the roller coaster that is the Regulators season.

That has lit a fire up my ass to be sure, but also I just needed to rest the fingers 'cos MSAC basketball NEVER STOPS - you only get a week or two off if you DON'T MAKE THE FINALS. If you do make both finals you have NO WEEKS OFF AT ALL. I've been playing for 6 years now but this is the first time I've written the blog AND MADE THE FINALS! So please, forgive me and know that I am back muthaphukkas - BACK!

This game report will hopefully start a trend of future reporting where there is actual photos from the game and maybe even some video - NOW THAT'S A FUCKING UPGRADE BIATCHES! Now we're in E grade you're gonna get E grade reporting.

This will mean, but is not limited to:
• Photos of actual moments in the game, just like ESPN. Here's a comparison:

Professional, exclusive, dynamic angled NBA shots (left) or grainy,
low-perspective Monday night pics (right) - I know what I prefer.

• Game footage of key moments
• inconsistent speeling and grammar
• Player profiles (mugshot, position, player history, background story etc.)
• Retired Regulator player interviews
• Classic Regulator game recaps, including the epic "Black Cougars miracle OT shot"
• Guest blog reports - Ben Torrance you are WAY overdue
• Other shit, especially if you ask for it in comments (looooooove me some comments)

So in the new format, here's how the game went down:

Clown Shoes got off to a white-hot start with eight points in the first two minutes:

And here's some photos of some vintage Regs D forcing a turnover:

Thoughts, comments - please add...