Monday, August 6

Cruelty to Animals United


The struggling Regulators may need to shoot their way into form against a dangerous Animals United team tonight.

Poor shooting has cost them some valuable premiership points lately, and when the shot doesn't fall, other scoring options dry up.


The two Matts have been consistent scorers all season, but when the other Regulators aren't scoring, these two see more defenders coming their way at the end of games.


Paul Lochland has been increasing his production too and has been another consistent performer of late.


As for the others - here are some of the things that have to happen to turn things around:


• Ben Torrence needs to hit some threes - he's been taking less shots as the season goes on and needs to shoot his way back to form

• Digs needs to get to the line. He was averaging around 4 foul shots a game, hasn't been there in a while

• Roobs needs to get under the basket and his teammates should find him for some easy buckets

• Roopa can use his best asset - speed - by being a cherry-picking mutha fucka


The Regulators can try these things, and maybe pull out a win tonight.

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