Star point guard and much loved vice-captain Ben Torrance is set to miss the the first 2 months of the Regulators summer season with a groin injury that has hampered him for the last few months.
While being interviewed today when spotted limping out of the sports clinic in Prahran, Torrance commented 'Fuck Off' and tried to run down the street only to run into a dead-end lane.
Once cornered he was a little more forth-coming.
"Yeh, I have the O.P. The doctor said it came from unprotected sex with a Korean cheerleader but I have my doubts.....I've never even been to Korea !!
The end result is the same, I can have an operation and I will be out for about 6weeks, or I don't have an operation and will be out for 8....I hate needles so it looks like I'm out for 8."
With Matt Owens still recovering from kankles (Really fat ankles) and the departure of Paul Lauchlan from the line-up, the Regs might be be in a bit of shit early in the season with their fast paced and quick scoring mosquito brigade all but decimated.
It will be a taller starting line-up for the Reg's when they begin their summer campaign with new recruit Sam looking the goods and captain Digs walking a few inches taller after a heel implant and a sensational second half of the previous season.
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Those heel implants will make all the difference, no more "almost there's" Digs, jammin' time has finally come.............
Nice first report Mr Torrance.
Marks off for not adding a pic of hot chick. A+ if this happens...
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