Little Boys play like grown-ass men to stomp Regulators 58-45

#1 fan Francesca was blamed for the loss, and was
deported back to Italy shortly after the game.

Any number of issues could explain the deflating loss Monday night:
• the momentum-slowing BYE last week
• a hungry, more aggressive opponent
• superfan Francesca's magical sporting luck suddenly running out
• shit-awful officiating
• they were DUE FOR A LOSS

Any way you look at it one thing is clear - the LITTLE BOYS have defeated the Regulators twice this season and they're now in the top 4.

If they meet in the finals, will we see a similar result? Or will it be a THIRD TIME LUCKY type scenario?

I don't know, but fuck me with a pitchfork if this conundrum won't be keeping me up at night...pacing the hallway with a crazed look in my eye...blabbering incoherently...caressing a basketball...lightly fondling the valve hole...

Wait, did I just say that out loud?