Regulators Union smash Captains of Industry

Regulators enjoying the hard fought ass-kicking

The Regulators fielded a full squad for the first time all season and played their best game of the year, winning 28 - 15.

Down 9 - 13 after a tough first half, the Regulators gave an almost perfect defensive effort in holding their opponent to two second-half points.

I'll write that again and let it sink in people...

Down 9 - 13 after a tough first half, the Regulators gave an almost perfect defensive effort in holding their opponent to two second-half points.

Now I'll put the main passage in bold and quotes...

'holding their opponent to two second-half points'.

Now I'll put the important words in italics....

Down 9 - 13 after a tough first half, the Regulators gave an almost perfect defensive effort in holding their opponent to two second-half points.

Check the scoreboard - more fouls than points in the second half!

Have you got it yet? No? Well this is what the number two looks like:

2

and that's how many points you get for a made field goal (inside the 3 point line.)


Thusly, biatches, the so-called 'Captains of Industry' scored one-fricking-field goal in twenty mo' fo'ing minutes. Or it might have been two free throws - can't remember.

Alright, I think that's enough on that subject. Except to say that there were numerous steals, blocks, defensive and offensive rebounds in the Regs favour on the night. The Regulators were possessed by a demon-creature from the pits of hell and that demon-creature was created for the sole purpose of stopping opponents from scoring. Yep, I'm pretty sure that's what it was.

PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!!!

That towel got a workout.

Ben showing that perfect form we expect.

The secret is in the warm ups.

Man. Am I ever shit on the camera.
Nah I'm really sorry for the shitty shots.
Must improve.

Other notes:
• The media guide listed Ben and Sam as not playing (injured) but both played and contributed.
• Matt Leonard following up his career-high scoring night two games ago by producing what was surely a career-high rebounding game, (the man is on fire!)
• Digs drawing oohhs and ahhs with some nice handles to get to the rim, then missing at point blank range.
• A halftime shouting-match between teammates Roopa and Roobs that seemed to inspire everyone to come together and produce that brilliant second half.
• Mattyo working a one-man triangle offense in the high post and racking up the assists. He is the Zen-Master.

What will happen next? The Regs are firing on all cylinders, they've won 3 of their last 4, the full squad looks fitter than ever, an identity on the court is emerging before our eyes and next season's rego has been lodged.

This is dizzy stuff folks!

Yes photos of the game and the usual hotties photo rewards will be up later you pervs.